This is a paean* to all Gilligan's Island fans, particularly those who like myself
struggled with one of the preeminently important question of our youths, which of
course was the question of "Mary Anne or Ginger". Well I should say that the song
is sung a bit in the third person, i.e. I wouldn't be foolish enough to divulge which
I preferred over the other, which from my experience in dealing with this essentially
existential question was and remains to this day the best course to take. OK well I
guess I'm feeling a little guilty and will finally admit that it was Mary Anne. There
I feel so much better.